The Potentially Great Country of South Austral is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jake Filipo Kolter with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.207 billion South Australs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolverhampton. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Australian economy, worth 136 trillion Taxeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,040 Taxeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Austral's national animal is the American Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Prygacism.

South Austral is ranked 13,497^th in the world and 33^rd in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,510.96 on the Clooney Contribution Index.